She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
wow bdsm is so cute
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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