I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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