No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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