oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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