I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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