Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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