So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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