Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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