i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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