wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
