OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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