Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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