Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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