I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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