Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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