The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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