i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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