you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I look excited, but its just a facade.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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