I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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