you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
