i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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