trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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