Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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