More tranny stories later!
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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