Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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