my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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