The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she looked like the before picture.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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