i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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