He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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