ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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