About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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