I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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