AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
nutella sex= disaster
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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