I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you didnt know i had herpes?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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