everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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