That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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