We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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