i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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