and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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