he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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