Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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