Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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