its not stalking. its research.
if only i could text you this smell
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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