if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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