D3 body, D1 cock
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How drunk are you?
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