I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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