I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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