Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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