He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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