Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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