best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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