i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I will be naked everywhere
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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