At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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