when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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