If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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